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The other slippery fuck to bite the bullet in recent days was, of course, everyone’s favourite, that randy fucker Senator John Edwards.

We told you ages ago that he was not to be trusted, and that his philadering would come back to haunt him - big time! - and it has.

Cheating scumbag - and behind his cancer-stricken wife’s back! Despicable human trash. We’ve nothing against his fucking around in Beverley Hills…we just hate the fact he denied it and brushed it under the carpet.

Well, at least it’s all over for him. His wife’s still dying, and we know he feel feel guilty about this adulterous affair for as long as he lives. That’s a good enough torture for Bleungberg.

Mathematically, she has no chance of winning the Democratic nomination for the US presidency. Unless Obama is assassinated, Hillary must go now in order to preserve her dignity and the chances of her opponent against John McCain in the run-up to the November vote.

If she goes now, people might have more respect for her! It will also give her wrinkle-free forehead a rest.

High time I nominated the third Bleungberg hypocrite, and it’s none other than that chubby, OTT eco-warrior - former US Vice-President Al Gore.
Love the fact that this giant of a man (in the literal sense) moans and groans and preaches about global warming, yet lives in a motherfucker of a mansion which uses up excessive amount of energy, as well as travelling in gas-guzzling limousines and flying all over the place whilst filming ‘The Inconvenient Truth’.

I hate the fact that he conveniently overlooked those aspects whilst preaching to the camera.

Gore - you are a hypocrite! Now bugger off!

Jenson Button was the inaugural member of the bleungberg hypocrite club.

Our second inductee is…

Successful British entrepreneur DEBORAH MEADEN.

Self-proclaimed environmentalist who specialises in backing green and ethical businesses. She can be seen swanning off to Cornwall in her private helicopter at the start of Dragons’ Den, which also featured her chauffeur-driven, gas-guzzling Bentley.

Meaden - you’ve been exposed!

Further to my attack on the hypocrisy of Jenson Button’s stance on protecting the environment, here’s what I found in yesterday’s Guardian:

“Button and his team-mate Rubens Barrichello will race Honda’s new RA107 and send about 500kg of CO2 into the atmosphere on each of the 17 grand prix weekends, and about 17 tonnes by the end of the 2007 season. The cars emit around 1,500g of carbon dioxide per kilometre, which is almost nine times more than the amount of the average new road vehicle….

The F1 season also requires Button and Barrichello to fly around 98,752 miles between their Monaco bases and the race circuits, producing a further 28.638 tonnes of CO2. In total, each driver will generate around 54.383 tonnes of the gas a year.

The figures exclude the flights made to test destinations and promotional events, the scooters used to get around circuits and the scores of team staff and hundreds of tonnes of equipment they transport around the world….”

Private jet owner Jenson Button