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England coach Fabio Capello limped into London to sack that philandering, roast-spitting, racist, nightclub-urinating, bottle-throwing, money-loving super-cunt John Terry as England captain, and replaced him with the dim-witted and unintelligent, equally-philandering, drug-cheating, prank-calling, orgy-loving sex tape threesome star and well-known sword-crosser Rio Ferdinand.

What’s wrong with Steven Gerrard?! He got acquitted of affray last year!

If England fails to win the World Cup, the number of people they can now blame is endless, starting with Capello, then JT, then Rio, then Vanessa Perroncel, Eidur Gudjohnsen etc etc etc…

Here’s coke user Cilla Black at a Haiti fundraiser in Barbados over the weekend….

Veteran actor - and Bleungberg’s favourite of all-time - Rip Torn was found inebriated and armed inside a bank at Connecticut over the weekend. He’d apparently broken into the building by breaking the window, thinking it was his own house.

Rip Torn is 78 years old.

A true legend both on and off screen.

Two wealthy power-hungry presidents, with a combined age of nearly over 150, both with a penchant for hair-dye/plugs and cosmetic surgeries, controlling newspapers, television, using football as a diplomatic tool, are the best of chums, and are probably most upset that they are separated by the Mediterranean.

So, which one do you hate more?

Hosni, or Silvy?

Whilst watching Fernando Verdasco at the Australian Open the other day, Bleungberg was slightly disturbed by the rituals the Spaniard went through: both pre-match and in between games: towelling, ball-bouncing, and most disturbing of all: the neat rearrangment of his water bottles in between games by his seat.

All of these first surfaced during last autumn’s Paris Masters event, and have continued ever since.

We wonder if he’ll actually win something significant this year….none of these rituals seem to have done his compatriot and the equally-superstitous Rafa Nadal any good during the last 12 months!

RIP Bill McLaren - pioneering broadcaster who was not just great on TV, but was absolutely brilliant on radio. Bleungberg chatted to Mr McLaren once and mentioned how enjoyable his radio commentary was during the 1999 Rugby World Cup.

We’d often wondered what would have happened had he stuck around for the 2003 World Cup, won famously by England and that drop-goal….damn the BBC executive for forcing McLaren into ‘early’ retirement…

RIP Maggie Jones aka Blanche Hunt - far and away Coronation Street’s best character.

The French are an amazing bunch - no nation in the world is capable of electing successive twats as presidents.

Roosevelt, Churchill and Stalin all hated de Gaulle. Pompidou was pompous, whilst d’Estaing practised incest. Mitterand couldn’t keep his senile dick in zipped up, whilst the latest incumbent Sarkozy is, in short (no pun intended), a mindless midget usually caught lying again during the Berlin Wall celebrations and is a modern-day Napoleon in all but name.

Bleungberg though, reserves all our hatred for Jacques Chirac - that pompous, arrogant, senile, corrupt, perverted piece of shit who got lucky when he came up against that racist frog, Le Pen, and got an undisputed second-term.

This week, it was announced that Le Worm Chirac is to be tried for corruption and embezzlement dating back to his days as mayor of Paris.

Send him down, we say though, we’d naturally prefer if he were to be mauled to death by his clinically-depressed doggy!

Marie Drucker - substitute news anchor on France 2 and all round gorgeousness.

Lightweight/underachieving US President receives the Nobel Prize for twitching, whilst in Copenhagen, the ever-corrupt and perennial-spineless IOC pandered to the Americans and allowed golf to be voted into the Olympic programme at Rio de Janeiro in 2016.

Barack Obama and Tiger Woods - two not-quite-black dudes who seem to have a hold on a whole bunch of Caucasians in Scandinavia.

When did the ‘Aryan’ race become so pathetic?