Hello all from Toronto, Canada, where I’ve been based since last Sunday and am in town for work purposes. I’d actually just returned from two days at the Niagara Falls nearby, and whilst I can’t say I’m having a bad time, I can’t admit to being terribly thrilled at being here either because, well, neither of them is particular interesting.
The problem with places which only offer a single attraction never really appeal to me, and the Niagara Falls fits perfectly into that category. Put simply, if I didn’t have to go there to meet some business people, I would never have visited the place. Impressive as the Falls are, the wow factor disappeared after about five seconds. The rest of the 48 hours were spent wondering around a resort which offers shit food, opulent casions and tacky tourist traps. So whilst I admired the Falls, I absolutely hated the place. And the American side isn’t any better either. The only good thing to take out of it is that I did get another Canadian stamp in my passport on the way back across the bridge.
Similarly, Toronto isn’t a place I’d ever thought of visiting. My initial impression of Toronto was good – well, the airport was very nice. Its transport system is also great, with excellent food and a very easy grid system for its layout in downtown. But I just find it all rather underwhelming. It isn’t an ugly place, and I’d read shitloads of good things about it – high index of life quality, fantastic ethnic mix etc - but when you get here, I just don’t feel a connection with this place. It feels like a cross between Hong Kong (Chinese people, shops), Brussels (trams and subway are virtually identical) with a bit of Adelaide and Sydney – but without the beauty or characters of any of the above. Its flagship attraction, the CN Tower, is pretty, but then so is Big Ben, or the Space Needle in Seattle. Its town planning is also very poor. Like Vancouver, Toronto is blessed with a lot of water on its southern edge courtesy of the Lake Ontario which backs onto the State of New York. But unlike Vancouver, the ‘harbour’ here is difficult to locate due to poor town-planning and corporate greed which allowed for constructors to build a motorway and tonnes of high-rise apartment buildings, blocking the view from downtown. They’ve shot themselves in the foot then, I guess.
But the food is superb. I had - possibly - the best sandwich ever in my life in this fish store on College Street (see above). And the rest of my meals at this city were phenomenal and mightily cheap on the whole. For me, of all the places that I’ve visited, it’s easily the best place for food.
In addition, it is interesting to note that unlike Vancouver, there are a lot of black people here. I say that because there were virtually none in Vancouver. During my fortnight in the latter last month, I think I only ever saw five black people in total, and I’d already seen triple that amount in one night in Toronto. Glad to say that unlike the west coast, there aren’t too many homeless people here either.
I’m off to Vancouver again on Saturday for another meeting next week, and conveniently, to visit my grandparents again. If you’re thinking “didn’t he go there just last month?”, you’d be right. Except this time, I won’t be using any of my own money. In hindsight, I shouldn’t have used my own money to got there last month at all…